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Urwenya: Ubuhanuzi bya Pasiteri wasomye umusa

Umupasitoro Nzamuvumba wabaga ahantu hitwa i Gitwe, yigeze kwiherera mu nzu asangira n’abandi ka “coca cola” (kavangiye), asohotse ageze hanze abona imisozi irimo irazenguruka. Araterura ati “bene data bakundwa, nimwegere mbigishe dore ibyahanuwe birasohotse”.  Abo basangiye bazi yuko atamenyereye ako gasoda, bati “pastoro ba ugarutse mu nzu”! Ati ” mwimbuza guhanura kandi ibyanditswe byasohoye. Byaravuzwe […]

Urwemya rw’umusore watinze gushaka

Umusore watinze gushaka yanyuze ahantu umugabo yari yapfushije umugore nuko asanga abantu  barimo bamuririra nkuko bisanzwa bigenda iyo umuntu yagize ibyago, Uzi icyo yakoze! nawe mukwikura mu isoni  nyamusore araterura ati ” Ngiyi impamvu itumpa ntazana umugore, ayamarira yanyu sinazayakira umunsi yapfuye!!!!!” ************************************************************************************************************* Umugabo wakundaga inka cyane yabonye umukobwa mwiza atambutse ku gasantere maze abwira […]

Umugabo w’umusinzi ati:” Ubu se ko ninyariye mwabimenye?”

1.Umugabo yasangiraga n’abandi mukabari arangije arababaza ati ipantaro nziza niyihe? Umwe ati n’ubururu undi ati n’icyatsi undi ati n’umweru arangije arababwira ati mwese mwabyishe ipantaro nziza n’umukara ubuse ko ninyariye mwapfa kubimenya??? 2.Mwarimu yabajije umunyeshuli icyo yifuza kuzaba mu buzima nuko umunyeshuli aramusubiza ati nifuza kuba imbwa.Mwarimu ararakara cyane maze amubaza impamvu umwana aramusubiza ati […]

Urwenya: Umugabo nawe mugore ntimugacane inyuma!

1.Umwana w’umukobwa yigaga mu kigo cy’ababikira ariko akaba yarikundiraga inyama cyane nuko umunsi umwe arirwaza. Ma soeur mukuru amubaza icyo yumva ashaka gufungura nuko umwana aramubwira ati “ndumva nshaka inkuba”! Umubikira arumirwa arumubaza ati urumva twayikurahe? Umwana ati basi mupfe kumpa isake nayo isa ninkuba ndihangana mpfe kugerageza!! 2.umugabo yakundaga guca inyuma umugore we,maze umunsi […]

Umugabo yarabwiwe ati:”Burya usubira ku kazi narabikoze!”

– Umugabo n’umugore we bari bishimye cyane rwose ubwo bizihizaga isabukuru y’imyaka 50 bamaze bashakanye, nuko umugabo abwira umugore we ati “mukundwa wanjye ndumva byaba byiza uyu munsi tubwizanyije ukuri niba twaracanye inyuma, nuko tukihana ntituzasubire.” Umugore abanza kubyanga ariko nyuma aramubwira ati “rero uribuka igihe batwima inguzanyo muri banki maze hashira iminsi itatu bakaguhamagara […]

Abana 2 mbateranije n’abana 3 byatanga iki?

1) Umwarimu yabajije umwana ati: ” Abana 2 mbateranije n’abana 3 byatanga iki?” Umunyeshuri aramusubiza ati: “Barwana!” 2) Umusore yagiye gushaka akazi k’ububoyi barakamuha ariko shebuja amubwira ko agomba kujya agaburira umwana we ku isaha. Ubwo rero igihe cyo kurya kigeze wa muboyi akuramo isaha ayishyiraho ibiryo agaburira wa mwana. Nyir’urugo aho aziye amubajije ati […]

Papa yamaze imyaka 100 kuko yavugaga ibimureba!

1.Karekezi yari yicaranye n’umwana mu modoka ari kurya chocolat, aramubwira ati “wa kana we wagiye ureka kurya ibyo bintu? Nukomeza kurya chocolat zizagushiriza amenyo.” Umwana aramusubiza ati “Papa yamaze imyaka ijana.” Umugabo ati “Yamaze imyaka ijana se kubera kurya chocolat?” Umwana ati “Yamaze imyaka ijana kuko yavugaga ibimureba.” (By Chantal Uwizeyimana) 2.  Joriji yagiye muri Serena umuseriveri […]

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