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Umugabo yabonye ahantu hariho icyapa cyanditseho ngo, rya kugeza uhaze umwuzukuru wawe azishyura!!!

umwuzukuru wawe azishyura

Umugabo yabonye ahantu hariho icyapa cyanditseho ngo, rya kugeza uhaze umwuzukuru wawe azishyura!!! Umusaza wawe araryaaaaaaaaaa, araryaaaaa mpaka ahaze ubundi aterera agati mu ryinyo. Nuko umuserveur amuzanira fagitire umugabo atunga ku cyapa ati “dore, umwuzukuru wanjye azishyura!!” Nuko umuserveur nawe ati “Iyi fagitire si iiyawe. Ni iya sogokuru wawe!!!” SRC:IZUBA RIRASHE Habonetse indorerwamo ifite ikoranabuhanga […]

Isekereee umugabo yari afite firigo ishaje ariko atari cyane, agura indi nshya

Isekereee

Umugabo yari afite firigo itangiye gusaza agura indi, ariko na yo yari ikimeze neza, abona atazatunga firigo ebyiri mu nzu aravuga ati reka nihere abakene. Afata ya firigo ya mbere ayishyira ku muryango kuko yari aturiye umuhanda, ayandikaho ngo “Itwarire iyi firigo firigo uyitware neza ujye uyikoresha.” Abantu banyuraga iruhande rw’iyo firigo bakibaza ukuntu firigo […]

Humura ntibamboneye ikariso nabanje kuyikuramo!

Uko bambura Ikariso Umukobwa

Umukobwa: Mama uzi uyu munsi ibyambayeho? Abahungu twigana bambwiye ngo nurire igiti bangurire biscuit maze kucyurira baranseka ra! Mama: Yooo! Ntuzongere mwana wa! Bagushukaga ubwo bashakaga kukurebera ikariso! Bucyeye bwaho: Umukobwa: Mama uzi ko uyu munsi noneho ba bahungu twigana bambwiye ngo nurire igiti bangurire chocolat maze nakurira noneho bagaseka kurusha ejo? Mama: Mbega igishwi! […]

Gorora imbavu nta mususu, ubuzima ni buto!

Ibi ni ibibazo, icyo usabwa ni ugusubiza

Ibi ni ibibazo, icyo usabwa ni ugusubiza. Ni ibibazo byoroshye by’ubumenyi bw’Isi. Niba amafaranga atamera ku biti kuki banki zigira amashami? Ye? Cyangwa niba icyo utagishoboye reka nkubaze ikindi. Niba bitemewe gutwara wasinze kuki utubari tugira parking? Njye ndibariza utubazo tworoshye ariko kudusubiza bisaba kuba utafashe ku bikoresho. Niba ijambo abbreviation bisobanuye ‘impine’ kuki ubwaryo […]

Ibi ni byo bita guseba!!! Nyamugore abeshye umugabo we ko nyina arembye bityo ko agiye kumusura mu bitaro…

Umugore yabeshye umugabo we

Umugore yabeshye umugabo we ko nyina arembye bityo ko agiye kumusura mu bitaro, aramureka aragenda. Nyuma y’icyumweru cyose yaje kugaruka ageze mu rugo asanga umugabo ari ku meza arimo kurya ibya saa sita ni uko amubaza amakuru y’umurwayi yagiye gusura uko ameze undi n’agahinda kenshi amusobanurira ukuntu nyina ameze nabi cyane ndetse ko ashobora no […]

Joriji yari ahantu mu kabari ashaka gusura ariko agira ikibazo ko abantu bari kumwe baza kumwinubira

Joriji

Joriji yari ahantu mu kabari ashaka gusura ariko agira ikibazo ko abantu bari kumwe baza kumwinubira. Aravuga ati kuko harimo umuziki reka ntegereze ninumva hagezemo ingoma nyinshi ndahita nsura bijyanirane ntabwo bamenya usuze. Ahengera hagezemo ibigoma bikubita nawe arakubita ngo “bwiiiiiii”, agiye kubona abona abantu barahindukiye, arebye n’inyuma abona bari kwiciraguraho, yibuka ko uwo muziki yari […]

Ubukwe

umukwe n’ umugeni

Nuko umukwe n’ umugeni bajya gusezerana kwa pasteur ,barimo gusezera pasteur abaza abari mwiteraniro ati: Ese hari ufite impamvu yatuma tudasezeranya aba bageni. Nuko umugore aturuka inyuma afite abana babiri b’impanga n’akandi kamurira imyuma aza asanga pasteur abantu bose bagwa mu kantu umugeni yikubita hasi agwa igihumure nuko wamugore abwira pasteur ati “inyuma ntabwo turimo […]

Umwana yabajije nyina ati : kuki munkubitira kwambara ikariso

Mama n'umwana

1.Umwana yabajije nyina ati : kuki munkubitira kwambara ikariso? Nyina ati : nukugira ngo uhishe icyubahiro cyawe! Umunsi umwe iwabo haza abashyitsi nuko nyina abwira umwana ati : wahaye abashyitsi icyubahiro, nuko umwana azamura ikariso abaha icyubahiro! Ngayo nguko. 2.Mayibobo yagize amahirwe yo kwiga, umunsi umwe mwarimu ati: “kubyagiza ni iki?” Mayibobo ati: “Ni igihe […]

Umukobwa yatwaye inda, se ararakara bya hatari amutegeka…

African Woman Laughing

1.Umukobwa yatwaye inda, se ararakara bya hatari amutegeka kujya kumwereka uwayimuteye, baragenda barahagera, umusaza yakunje isura bya danger Umusaza ati ni wowe wantereye umwana inda sha!? Umuhungu ati ni njye muze, ariko reka mbanze nanakuzimanire. Umusaza ati kazimanirwe n’abazimu, nta n’isoni…..(umuhungu aba amuciye mu ijambo) ati jya utuza vieux, inda sinayihakanye, ni njye wayimuteye, nabyara […]

Twisekere: Iwawe ko hasohoka umusirikare buri munsi hahora intambara?

Twisekere

1. Umugore yabajije mugenzi we ati “Ese ko mbona iwawe hasohoka Pasiteri buri munsi haba urusengero? Mugenzi we aramusubiza ati “Wowe se ko hasohoka umusirikare buri munsi hahora intambara?” 2. Mafene yibereye iwe mu rugo, yumva ukomanga ku rugi, ahaguruka bwangu agira ngo ni umushyitsi abonye. Agifungura urugi, yatunguwe no gusanga urupfu ruri gukomanga rumuzaniye […]

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