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Umwana yabajije nyina ati : kuki munkubitira kwambara ikariso

1.Umwana yabajije nyina ati : kuki munkubitira kwambara ikariso? Nyina ati : nukugira ngo uhishe icyubahiro cyawe! Umunsi umwe iwabo haza abashyitsi nuko nyina abwira umwana ati : wahaye abashyitsi icyubahiro, nuko umwana azamura ikariso abaha icyubahiro! Ngayo nguko.

2.Mayibobo yagize amahirwe yo kwiga, umunsi umwe mwarimu ati: “kubyagiza ni iki?” Mayibobo ati: “Ni igihe inka ziba zapowe, zipumuzitse, ziri ku mungara, ziporeza orbit.”

3. Umugabo yari arimo ararebana ikiganiro n’umufasha we wari umubikira nyuma akaza kubivamo. Icyo kiganiro cyigishaga uburyo ushobora kuvanga amarangamutima. Umugabo arahindukira abwira umugore we ati “Ariko cherie uzi ko nta kajambo kababaje cyangwa kanashimishije at the same time wari wambwira. Niba mu kibikira ntabyo mwigaga ntumbaze.” Nyamugore arahindukira aramureba ati “Ariko uzi ko mu nshuti zawe zose nasanze ari wowe ufite igitsina kinini!”

4. Umusaza n’umukecuru bari myaka ya za 90 barimo bumva radio umuvugabutumwa warI urimo ubwiriza, arangije aravuga: “Bavandimwe mu mwami mushyire ukuboko kuri radiyo ukundi ku gice cy’umubiri vumva urwaye, ngiye kubasengera.” Umukecuru ashyira ukuboko kumwe kuri radiyo ukundi agushyira ku mugongo yari arwaye, n’umusaza nawe ashyira ukuboko kumwe kuri radiyo ukundi agushyira ku gitsina cye cyari kimaze igihe kidafata umurego. Umugore we yarahindukiye aramutontomera ati: “ko yavuze ko agiye gukiza abarwayi yigeze avuga ko agiye kuzura abapfuye.”

5. Umukobwa wicuruza yabuze coaster imuvana i Kampala ngo imugeze i Kigali maze yiyemeza gutega lift. Ku bw’amahirwe ikamyo irahagarara iramutwara. Iyo kamyo rero yaje guhura n’ibibazo bituma barara mu nzira kabiri kose. Bari kugera i Kigali, umukobwa aba aravuze ati “Buriya ejo nzahita njya kwicuza icyaha cy’uko nasambanye gatatu.” Umushoferi ati “Cyereka niba hari undi mwaryamanye kuko jye ndibuka ko ari kabiri gusa!” Umukobwa amusubiza ababaye cyane, ati “Ubu se koko turatandukana tutongeye?!”


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